Black Fridays - Mating

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle where several prize-winning bulls are stalled.  A sign on the first bull's stall reads:  "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to  her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year. That's nearly  once a week. Isn't that nice!."

They proceed to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!!  You could REALLY learn from this one."

The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says, "Go and ask if he had the same cow every day."

and then...

Black Fridays - 50

I just turned 50 and after exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you use tobacco or drink ?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, ride motorcycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

 

and then...

My Work

The video is bit old all the latches are replaced by new design meeting A320NEO interface.

 

 

Well you will soon be flying in Airbus-A320NEO (2014) then remember to look out the window.. My work is all over this aircraft!

(Rods holding the Cowls, Access panels on the cowls, Hook latches holding the cowls)

 

and then...

 

 

God Of War - Origin

 

This series was original made for PS2 and they reanimated the game for PS3. I am not much of a gamer but this game was really got me hooked. Took me about a year to finish.. The story line is very good and the moves are simple  but powerful. This game is good intro to gaming world! 4.5 STARS!!!

PS: Every time I played this game, it motivated me to lift weights and go to the climbing gym!

and then...

Softball Dairies - Spring 2013

Well I been playing softball for past 5 season. It started of with co-ed softball league at work. I was manager and I have to listen to everyone complaints about everything. While managing my co-ed league I also got recruited to play for upper division men's league. Finally, I ditched the coed and started my own Men's league.

 

This season our team name was Alfa Males. However, the season was not so good start for me... a week before the season started I dislocated my shoulder. I couldn't play for first 4 weeks. We got mercy on our first 4 games. When I got back on game 5 we lost again but played the entire game. We had a lots of close games but coulda shoulda woulda ain't giving us a W.

 

I am usually the lead off hitter cos I am know to get on base and my speed.

Yup we own a game not bad for first season on mens league

 



 

March 26th - Base hit right down the middle for a single.

 

April 30th - Pulled the ball to right field for a double.

 

This was a slow start for me but I am feeling 80-90% and next season you are going to get the MLSoftball The Show

 

The season finally ended.. it was overall a lot of fun.. made bunch of new friends. We had a losing record but we are only going to get better!

 

Most teams we play are family and friends. If you have a big family or lot of cousin its best to join a softball league so you meet up, play, have fun, and then get dinner after the game.

 

New summer season starts May 28th 2013.. I guarantee that the stats are going to reflect Alpha Standing!

 

and then...

The Wire - Season 4

Season 4 of The Wire is very sad and intense season, yet at the same time funny and emotional. It introduces us to the Baltimore school system, Mayors election process, and police department politics aka chain of commands.

With Barksdale behind the bar, new player Marlo Stanfield, steps up  on the street and dominates the city of Baltimore. Marlo's philosophy is to recruit more foot solders and muscle. The one way he does this is by recruiting kids from the middle school. For muscle on the street he has Chris and Snoop! one of the best side roles I have ever seen. The character Snoop, is not an actor she grew up on the streets of Baltimore selling drugs.

O yeah Carceti runs for Mayor. The politics is so funny, with the current Mayor Rawls getting in trouble for no reason because they keep opening cases to show he doesn't do much to protect the city.

We get Omar back on the streets.. he does his usual ambush to rip money from the drug lords. He even gets Marlo and his people.

O yeah, the Chain of Commands, Mr. McNultty finally settles down with Beaty the cop from season 2 to run city patrols (but Knowing him I don't think he is to stay that way in a retirement position). To begin the season Major Crimes unit is pretty much done for because no more Daniels running and caring for the department(he is busy being deputy) and the new lieutenant is not as good with the wire taps.

The season revolves around the school district and Prez and Colvin trying to help the kid show there is more to life than gangs. They show how the kids make their foot into the gangs and selling drugs and ending is very sad.. cos no matter how hard you try there will be a few kids left behind.

and then...

Case of the Mondays - 100 MPH Goat

Two Southampton County rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the  ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

 

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

 

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in  and see".

 

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,run up to the hole and with no  hesitation, jump in head first.

 

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

 

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole !"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"

and then...