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Showing posts with label Case of the Mondays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Case of the Mondays. Show all posts

Monday, November 11, 2013

Case Of The Mondays - The Spanish Lesson


A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 
 
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' 
 
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
 
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.  (THIS GETS BETTER!)
 
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

                            The women won.
..

and then...

convey this to all the smart women you know
...And all the men that have a sense of humor!!!

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Case of the Mondays - Technology

Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me....

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod with my headphones.....

and how was your day?

This is what happens when old people start using technology!

and then...

Monday, July 15, 2013

Case of the Mondays - A Very Bad Morning

This is what you call having a Bad and I mean REALLY BAD MORNING!

 
Now I see a smile on your face and pass this message along! So forget that work stress and take a walk cos...
 
"well it could have been should have been worst than you would ever know" - Modust Mouse!
 
and then...
 

Monday, June 10, 2013

Case of the Mondays - Cowboy Tombstone


A COWBOY TOMBSTONE : Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.  

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
 
and then...

Monday, June 3, 2013

Case of the Mondays - 100 MPH Goat

Two Southampton County rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the  ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

 
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
 
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in  and see".
 
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,run up to the hole and with no  hesitation, jump in head first.
 
While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
 
The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole !"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"


and then...



Monday, May 20, 2013

Case of the Mondays - Stress


Now I see a smile on your face! Now pass that smile along and have a wonderful work week!

and then...

Monday, May 13, 2013

Case of the Mondays - The Haircut

The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from an C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.."

You're going to love the Dad's reply...

"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
I hope this puts a smile on your face... pass it on and have a wonderfull work week!
and then...

Monday, May 6, 2013