Black Fridays - Chinese and Jews

The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his  co-pilot is Chinese.                                                                  
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.                                                         
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,                                                        
'I don't like Chinese..'                                                              
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'                                      
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'                                        
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'                                                                             
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'                  
There's a few minutes of silence. 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces. 'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.                                                 
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.                                               
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'                                                                             
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ... no mattah...all the same

 

 

and then...

Through the Lens

Its interview with pretty daring photographers who put their life on the line to get that one clasic shot on film.

Favorite quote:

None of us are going to live forever sooner or later life is going to get us.

and then...

My trip to Taj Mahal

On my recent trip to India in November of 2012 I visited one of the 7 wonders of the world - Taj Mehal. Taj Mehal is very elegant and romantic place. Its old yet it has lot of history, architecture and artwork on every piece of marble used to build this tomb of Sha Jahan's wife Mumtaz. 

Entrance to Taj Mehal. 11 little domes on top of the entrance and total of 22 domes. which is how long it took to make Taj Mehal.

I know the ceiling has crazy architecture! BTW there are a lot of mazes and hidden tunnels by the entrance  If i ever build a house I will build an insane maze in the basement.

There it is

Beautiful pool..  and other 11 domes.

:)

I love this view. The 4 pillars on each corner can withstand 9.0+ earthquake 

I just imagine how long it took to make  just this piece of the puzzle.

  

There is a door and you can go to the top and I tired but failed lol

Just make sure you don't visit on Friday because Taj Mehal is closed for Friday prayers. 

And make sure to get yourself a guide they work on tips usually 200Rs to 300Rs approximately $5.00 they will spend about 2 hours with you.  It's bit crowded but overall very nice experience with family.

 

Entrance fee for Indians in 0.50 Cents and for foreigners is $15.00 so lucky I look Indian.

 

Very good spot for couples, artsy folks, or just to admire the wonderful architecture :)

and then...

Case of the Mondays - Puppies and Kittens

 

 

Happy Monday & HAVE

A GREAT REST OF THE WEEK !!!

 

and then...

Pocky

 

people this is a drug please stay away from this cookies... it gives you nothing but instantaneous pleasure on your taste buds and instant 5#!

 

I have gotten my coworkers hooked on this as well hehehehe.. they come to my cubical for my snacks more than questions regarding work.

 

Thank you G for introducing me to Ranch Market

 

and then...

 

Black Fridays - 30 Years of Marriage!

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked
her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What in the world does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous,
and Hot".

She smiled happily and said ...
"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his right eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving the eyesight!

 

and then...

 

I think I need to get my eyes checked

1. Look from left to right from top to bottom.

The rod in the middle does not exist.

 

 2. How many, 7 or 10. Count at the top and then at the bottom. 

 

3. Is the door open to inside or outside? 

 

 4. Round or square?

 

5. How many, 3 or 4?

 

 

6. Is this just one?

 

 7. Rare construction.

 

8. The center beam disappears, look from left to right.

 

 

9.    2 or 3?

 

And NO I don't know how they work, but may be my girlfriend can recommend some new glasses!

 

 

and then...