Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 & 2 #don'tjudgeme

As you can all tell that I am Twilight fan now.... ummmmmmmmmm... NOT.. but here we go

 

Yeah... basically you can watch Twilight and skip eclipse and new moon and start straight at Breaking dawn.. So here they get married and Bella gets pregnant cos they have unprotected sex and this movie is so not PG13 BTW. Anyways, she gets pregnant when she is human so the baby growing inside here is half human and half vampire and its sucking all of Bella's energy.. so for things are going good cos ugly Bella is going to die!

PS: they finally show Bella without any makeup during her pregnancy I cant believe Robert Patterson married her in real life!



The story line is pretty typical soap Oprah kind.. the movie starts off very very slow! so you pretty much know whats going to happen..  Of course, Bella is going to survive and we are going to have a part 2 for breaking dawn to get more money from teenagers and suckers like me! FML!

 

 

Breaking dawn part 2 I liked it the most.. apart from terrible vampire mother role from Bella. This one is about protecting the child because the Voltaire think child vampires are dangerous and can expose the rest to the world... Anyheeeew... the brag and show vampires from different part of the world just so the movie can run longer... I liked the Indian vampire he had some very cool skills.. his powers are he can control objects. I didn't like it that they called my Indian guy Benjamin.. instead of Bablu! Anyways back to the subject.. they show a awesome fight but apparently its just a vision paaaaaaleaaaaaseee!

 

Jacob finally gets to wear decent fitted dress shirts... at least they found a budget for him in this movie. still don't get the difference between the two team.. is it because Bella had to pick between Edward and Jacob? 

 

Movies are out on Redbox for $1.29, so please don't waste money buying the movie from Dish or DirectTV OnDemand for $4.99

 

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I guess in that case I am with my girlfriend on this one team Edward! (vampires are good looking & dress nicely and werewolves are just shirtless all the time making me jealous!)

 

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Twilight #dontjudgeme

 

hmmm where should I start... the story is pretty cheesy and romantic.. but very trivial. The story revolves around Bella, who the vampire Edward is in love with because Edward the vampire cannot figure out what she is thinking.. paaaalease! So typical middle school romance were the guy avoids the girl to get her attention and then the girl ignores the guy so he chases after her yaaa dee yaa da.. Then Edward tries to protect her from other vampires who are trying to make Bella their snack!

Very poor acting by Bella.. she reminded me of a song "look for the girl with the broken smile..." Pretty cool vampire fights towards the end which is similar to The Matrix.

Overall, Twilight is a good one time watch and good for date night with your girlfriend. It is a roller coaster ride so just be patient and enjoy the time with your girl!  

 

Well this was at least perfect role for Bella cos she has such a sad face.. Edward the vampire brakes-up with Bella (cant blame him) and he moves to Italy for some vampire meeting.. Hence, Bella is heart broken and depressed and finally she comes out of her shell and tries to do awesome things with the douchebag Jacob. Basically, she is still in love with Edward but slowly she is starting get feelings for Jacob. Towards the end she dumps poor Jacob (which I don't know what he sees in her) to go save Edward in Italy who is trying to commit a suicide!

This second part of twilight was very boring. I think this was very unnecessary, this whole move can be shown in like the first 15 mins of part 3. I think this was just done for make money from young teen girls! Guys just skip New Moon cos its pointless as they explain again in part 3.

 

Thought this was bit better than new moon.. but it focus too much on Bella who is again worst at what she does. pretty much she is caught in love triangle.. gets more cheesy.. Ooo they probably didn't have budget to buy a shirt for Jacob hey make him shirtless and make him run through out the movie which was kinda funny.. and by now you turn into a twilight junkie and you wanna watch the remaining two.

 

Brothers... don't be scared... just face your fears and it will be over soon!

 

Can't wait to see Breaking Dawn part 1 & 2

 

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