Usain Bolt

Very energetic documentary makes you want to run or sprint!! I feel like we have a lot in common except for the body fat! I remember doing track and making it to semi's and finals or losing the race due to disqualification or getting 4th place its the worst feeling... we all go through it but only the best make it to finals! Usain Bolt is best! but Zuki is Alpha male  :)

 

and then...

Black Fridays - Lil Johnny

Teacher asks the kids in class: 

"What  do you want to be when you grow up?"

Lil' Johnny: 

"I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

"And you, Tanya?"

"I wanna be Lil' Johnny's bitch?"

 

and then...

 

The Wire - Season 5

Well very good season... you get... lot of politics... lot of dope... lot of gangsters... and less police work... here it goes:

Season 5 starts off with the wire tap on Marlo Stanfield going to a dead end and with the budget cuts they lay off detectives in the Major Crimes units. Marlo uses this opportunity to expand his business since no more police after him. He goes to Prop Joe to become a business man to invest him money, get more direct contacts to the drugs. They both get played by Omar Little cos he robs their drugs and sells it back to them makes profit and fly out of the country! Marlo being pissed takes out all the big players from the game... So lot of my favorite drug lords end up dead (I don't want to ruin it for you guys) and he kills Omar's Uncle, which brings Omar back to the street and he starts taking out Marlo's muscle... Yup lot of people die making the cases piled up for the detectives!

Side track: Clay Davis grad jury trail is hilarious! Bubbles gets cleaned up and shines on the news paper. There is also the drama in the news paper company Baltimore Sun (good office drama..) They use Baltimore Sun to spread the rumors about murders through BCPD and politics at the city hall..

So the season 4 murders are unsolved and the cases are piling up on the detectives because there are budget cuts and no money in the department to work the cases because Mayor is in trouble with the school system and wants to look good for the upcoming State Govern elections ... so McNulty decides to work the system by making crime scene of people dead by natural causes to create a stirr that serial killer is in town. This way the departments gets man power and money to work the cases and pending murders. He uses this man power to work on Marlo Stanfield wire tap and he gets a big drug bust!

We all know shit rolls down the hill... McNulty gets caught because Kima gives him to the Deputy Ops. Now, with Govern election on the way no one can touch the detectives because it will make the police department and the Mayor look bad! So McNulty and Lester resign from their post lol..

The Wire, ends by showing the cycle continues, you get a new McNulty in the department working the system, Duke becomes Bubbles he starts taking drug and lives on the streets, Mike becomes Omar robing the streets, Daniels resign from department and practice law... Marlo becomes the King Pin and gets out of the game!

Here is my favorite quotes:

You got to This is America, Man - Snot
The King Stays The King - Deangelo
Man got to have a code - Omar
Giving shit when it ain't your time to give shit - Bunk
F#c% the chain of commands - Jimmy
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit - Clay Davis

This is a must watch series, you are gonna fall in love with this series instantaneously!

and then...

Case of the Monday - Mayan

 

and then...

Softball Diaries - Week 2

Well Week-2 we played a very good defensive team "Nitty Gritty"! The game was neck to neck... We went into top of the seventh (last inning) game tied at 10-10 we couldn't score runs. The pressure was on Alfa Males, we need to stop them from scoring in the bottom of the 7th. The first batter got out with a pop fly. The second batter hits towards me and I lose track of the ball in the sun and I let him get to second base!!! Now even more pressure ON with winning run on second base. Next batter hits deep into left field and it was gone! and Alfa Male fall short! After the game, I gathered my team members and let them know it was my fault and they backed me up saying its all ours fault! Now that's the attitude that wins championships!

 

I have a slow start this season @ 7-3, but I have the most RBI on the team! It's only going to get better!

 

and then...

Black Friday - Reading

Lets test the way you think:

 

 

 

thepenisinhermouth

 

 

 

did you read 'the pen is in her mouth'?

 

nah, me neither!

 

and then...

Softball Diaries - week 1

 

O yeah ALFA MALES we are back for summer league and we are looking to dominate this season! Started our season last tuesday June 4th. We won our first game 12-5, couple of changes to the line up and we have a new dynamic.

 

 

This season is going to be a good one we look mature and having fun and joking around during the game... I play tuesday nights so come cheer for me!

 

and then...

 

 

 

Case of the Monday - Taco

 

and then...

Avocado's Season is Back!

 

hahahaha... this was clever/fun commercial! Weird, it made me crave avocado on my sandwich!

 

and then..

Case of the Mondays - Cowboy Tombstone

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE : Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the 'Coolest Headstone' contest.  

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
 

and then...

Black Fridays - Mating

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start walking down an aisle where several prize-winning bulls are stalled.  A sign on the first bull's stall reads:  "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to  her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year. That's nearly  once a week. Isn't that nice!."

They proceed to the next bull whose sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That's over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"

They went to the last bull whose stall has a sign saying: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife's mouth drops open and she says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!!  You could REALLY learn from this one."

The man, finally fed up, turns to his wife and says, "Go and ask if he had the same cow every day."

and then...

Black Fridays - 50

I just turned 50 and after exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you use tobacco or drink ?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, ride motorcycles, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

 

and then...

My Work

The video is bit old all the latches are replaced by new design meeting A320NEO interface.

 

 

Well you will soon be flying in Airbus-A320NEO (2014) then remember to look out the window.. My work is all over this aircraft!

(Rods holding the Cowls, Access panels on the cowls, Hook latches holding the cowls)

 

and then...

 

 

God Of War - Origin

 

This series was original made for PS2 and they reanimated the game for PS3. I am not much of a gamer but this game was really got me hooked. Took me about a year to finish.. The story line is very good and the moves are simple  but powerful. This game is good intro to gaming world! 4.5 STARS!!!

PS: Every time I played this game, it motivated me to lift weights and go to the climbing gym!

and then...

Softball Dairies - Spring 2013

Well I been playing softball for past 5 season. It started of with co-ed softball league at work. I was manager and I have to listen to everyone complaints about everything. While managing my co-ed league I also got recruited to play for upper division men's league. Finally, I ditched the coed and started my own Men's league.

 

This season our team name was Alfa Males. However, the season was not so good start for me... a week before the season started I dislocated my shoulder. I couldn't play for first 4 weeks. We got mercy on our first 4 games. When I got back on game 5 we lost again but played the entire game. We had a lots of close games but coulda shoulda woulda ain't giving us a W.

 

I am usually the lead off hitter cos I am know to get on base and my speed.

Yup we own a game not bad for first season on mens league

 



 

March 26th - Base hit right down the middle for a single.

 

April 30th - Pulled the ball to right field for a double.

 

This was a slow start for me but I am feeling 80-90% and next season you are going to get the MLSoftball The Show

 

The season finally ended.. it was overall a lot of fun.. made bunch of new friends. We had a losing record but we are only going to get better!

 

Most teams we play are family and friends. If you have a big family or lot of cousin its best to join a softball league so you meet up, play, have fun, and then get dinner after the game.

 

New summer season starts May 28th 2013.. I guarantee that the stats are going to reflect Alpha Standing!

 

and then...

The Wire - Season 4

Season 4 of The Wire is very sad and intense season, yet at the same time funny and emotional. It introduces us to the Baltimore school system, Mayors election process, and police department politics aka chain of commands.

With Barksdale behind the bar, new player Marlo Stanfield, steps up  on the street and dominates the city of Baltimore. Marlo's philosophy is to recruit more foot solders and muscle. The one way he does this is by recruiting kids from the middle school. For muscle on the street he has Chris and Snoop! one of the best side roles I have ever seen. The character Snoop, is not an actor she grew up on the streets of Baltimore selling drugs.

O yeah Carceti runs for Mayor. The politics is so funny, with the current Mayor Rawls getting in trouble for no reason because they keep opening cases to show he doesn't do much to protect the city.

We get Omar back on the streets.. he does his usual ambush to rip money from the drug lords. He even gets Marlo and his people.

O yeah, the Chain of Commands, Mr. McNultty finally settles down with Beaty the cop from season 2 to run city patrols (but Knowing him I don't think he is to stay that way in a retirement position). To begin the season Major Crimes unit is pretty much done for because no more Daniels running and caring for the department(he is busy being deputy) and the new lieutenant is not as good with the wire taps.

The season revolves around the school district and Prez and Colvin trying to help the kid show there is more to life than gangs. They show how the kids make their foot into the gangs and selling drugs and ending is very sad.. cos no matter how hard you try there will be a few kids left behind.

and then...

Case of the Mondays - 100 MPH Goat

Two Southampton County rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the  ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

 

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

 

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in  and see".

 

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush,run up to the hole and with no  hesitation, jump in head first.

 

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

 

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole !"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"

and then...