Black Fridays - Chinese and Jews

The Air Canada plane leaves Pearson Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his  co-pilot is Chinese.                                                                  
It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.                                                         
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,                                                        
'I don't like Chinese..'                                                              
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'                                      
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'                                        
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'                                                                             
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'                  
There's a few minutes of silence. 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces. 'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.                                                 
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.                                               
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'                                                                             
Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ... no mattah...all the same

 

 

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