As you can all tell that I am Twilight fan now.... ummmmmmmmmm... NOT.. but here we go
Yeah... basically you can watch Twilight and skip eclipse and new moon and start straight at Breaking dawn.. So here they get married and Bella gets pregnant cos they have unprotected sex and this movie is so not PG13 BTW. Anyways, she gets pregnant when she is human so the baby growing inside here is half human and half vampire and its sucking all of Bella's energy.. so for things are going good cos ugly Bella is going to die!
PS: they finally show Bella without any makeup during her pregnancy I cant believe Robert Patterson married her in real life!
The story line is pretty typical soap Oprah kind.. the movie starts off very very slow! so you pretty much know whats going to happen.. Of course, Bella is going to survive and we are going to have a part 2 for breaking dawn to get more money from teenagers and suckers like me! FML!
Breaking dawn part 2 I liked it the most.. apart from terrible vampire mother role from Bella. This one is about protecting the child because the Voltaire think child vampires are dangerous and can expose the rest to the world... Anyheeeew... the brag and show vampires from different part of the world just so the movie can run longer... I liked the Indian vampire he had some very cool skills.. his powers are he can control objects. I didn't like it that they called my Indian guy Benjamin.. instead of Bablu! Anyways back to the subject.. they show a awesome fight but apparently its just a vision paaaaaaleaaaaaseee!
Jacob finally gets to wear decent fitted dress shirts... at least they found a budget for him in this movie. still don't get the difference between the two team.. is it because Bella had to pick between Edward and Jacob?
Movies are out on Redbox for $1.29, so please don't waste money buying the movie from Dish or DirectTV OnDemand for $4.99
I guess in that case I am with my girlfriend on this one team Edward! (vampires are good looking & dress nicely and werewolves are just shirtless all the time making me jealous!)
#don'tjudgeme
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